Man : How old is your father? Boy : As old as me. Man : How can that be? Boy : He became a father only when I was born.

WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married again? HUSBAND : No! WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ? HUSBAN...

Teacher -  Lecture kaisa hona chahiye? , . . . . . Student - Mini skirt jaisa, taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ...... au...

School: A place where Parents pay and children play . Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can...

Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional to st...

Lady: Is this my train? Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company. Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take...

Que: What is the difference between men and puppies? Ans: Puppies grow up. Que: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Ans: Be...

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop? Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste? Customer : No, I can't. Waiter...

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and s...

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job. 2. It's important to hav...