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Marriage.....

WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND : No!

WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
HUSBAND : Of Course I do.

WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.

WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.

WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.

WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.

WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.

WIFE : ...............silence................
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'......
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Five Important Qualities of a good wife.....

1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
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Some Funny Fact about boys.....

Que: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Ans: Puppies grow up.

Que: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Ans: Because they are...

Que: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Ans: Who cares.....
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Que: What did God say after he created man?
Ans: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.

Que: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Ans: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Que: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Ans: i) no mind ii) no business

Que: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Ans:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .

Que: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Ans: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Que: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Ans: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

Que: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Ans: Exchange him!!

Que: Why do men like smart women?
Ans: Opposites attract.
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What a drunkard !!!!

A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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lady Vs station master

Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
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