Teacher to student...
Teacher -
Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
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Lecture kaisa hona chahiye?
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Student -
Mini skirt jaisa,
taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ......
aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe.....
taaki - jaruri topic cover bhi ho jaye ......
aur sabka interest bhi bana rahe.....
Tag :
Hindi Jokes,
Law of Attraction :
Every boy on earth is attracted towards a girl with a force directly proportional to the figure of the girl and Inversely proportional to strength of her brother..!!
Tag :
English Joke,
HUSBAND.......
HEATED Gold is called - Ornament
BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
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BEATED Copper is called - Wire
COMPRESSED Carbon is called - Diamond
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HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.
HEATED, BEATED & COMPRESSED Person is called HUSBAND.
Tag :
English Joke,
Marriage.....
WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND : No!
WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
HUSBAND : Of Course I do.
WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.
WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.
WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.
WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.
WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.
WIFE : ...............silence................
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'......
HUSBAND : No!
WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
HUSBAND : Of Course I do.
WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.
WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.
WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.
WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.
WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.
WIFE : ...............silence................
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'......
Tag :
English Joke,
Five Important Qualities of a good wife.....
1. It's important to have a woman, who helps at home, who cooks from time to time, cleans up and has a job.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
2. It's important to have a woman, who can make you laugh.
3. It's important to have a woman, who you can trust and who doesn't lie to you.
4. It's important to have a woman, who is good in bed and who likes to be with you.
5. It's very, very important that these four women do not know each other.
Tag :
English Joke,
Some Funny Fact about boys.....
Que: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Ans: Puppies grow up.
Que: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Ans: Because they are...
Que: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Ans: Who cares.....?????
Que: What did God say after he created man?
Ans: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Que: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Ans: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Que: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Ans: i) no mind ii) no business
Que: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Ans:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Que: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Ans: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Que: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Ans: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Que: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Ans: Exchange him!!
Que: Why do men like smart women?
Ans: Opposites attract.
Ans: Puppies grow up.
Que: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Ans: Because they are...
Que: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Ans: Who cares.....?????
Que: What did God say after he created man?
Ans: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Que: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Ans: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Que: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Ans: i) no mind ii) no business
Que: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Ans:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Que: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Ans: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Que: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Ans: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Que: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Ans: Exchange him!!
Que: Why do men like smart women?
Ans: Opposites attract.
Tag :
Funny,
A Man and a Boy.....
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born.
Tag :
English Joke,
Custumer and a waiter....
Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?
Customer : No, I can't.
Waiter : Then does it really matter ?
Tag :
English Joke,
What a drunkard !!!!
A drunkard was brought to court.
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.
The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."
Tag :
English Joke,
lady Vs station master
Lady: Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .
Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.
Tag :
English Joke,