Que: What is the difference between men and puppies?
Ans: Puppies grow up.
Que: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Ans: Because they are...
Que: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
Ans: Who cares.....?????
Que: What did God say after he created man?
Ans: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!.
Que: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO ?
Ans: I don't know, I've never seen either.
Que: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
Ans: i) no mind ii) no business
Que: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
Ans:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions .
Que: What is the difference between men and pigs?
Ans: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...
Que: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
Ans: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Que: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
Ans: Exchange him!!
Que: Why do men like smart women?
Ans: Opposites attract.
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