WIFE : What would you do if I die? Would you get married again?
HUSBAND : No!
WIFE : Why not ? Don't you like being married ?
HUSBAND : Of Course I do.
WIFE : Then why wouldn't you remarry?
HUSBAND : Ok, ok, I'd get married again.
WIFE : Would you live in our house?
HUSBAND : Yes, its a great house.
WIFE : Would you let her drive my car?
HUSBAND : Yes, its almost new.
WIFE : Would you give her my jewelry?
HUSBAND : No, I'm sure she would want her own.
WIFE : Would she wear my shoes?
HUSBAND : No, her size is 6.
WIFE : ...............silence................
HUSBAND : Oh 'shit'......
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